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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:09:54 -0400

thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:06:29 -0400

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

Marina in Minneapolis:)

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:05 -0400

Marina in Minneapolis:)

Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:57 -0400

Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story, that can make people cry. Here it is.

supermerwholocked: yoursourwolfisshowing: kingofanxiousthinking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:54 -0400

supermerwholocked:

yoursourwolfisshowing:

kingofanxiousthinking:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

oh

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT

WHAT IS GOING ON????

david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane: sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:44 -0400

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:15:18 -0400

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog.

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:11:47 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:06:54 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:12 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:44 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:19:29 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

fakesheeran: just wanted to say, bless you marina for making...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:27:48 -0400

fakesheeran:

just wanted to say, bless you marina for making the venue 16+ i love you xo

Audio

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:24:37 -0400

rahven: bohaemian: untitled by bohaemian on Polyvore ♡

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:40:22 -0400

rahven:

bohaemian:

untitled by bohaemian on Polyvore

♡

I will just never understand why people have to be fake ad pretend to like you when they actually...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:04:22 -0400

I will just never understand why people have to be fake ad pretend to like you when they actually can’t stand you.

cleverwittystatement: inbetweenthelineart: I HAVE BEEN WAITING...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:33:06 -0400

cleverwittystatement:

inbetweenthelineart:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

OUR DAUGHTERS DAUGHTERS WILL ADORE US AND WILL SING IN GRATEFUL CHORUS

WELL DONE

SISTER SUFFRAGETTE

kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:29 -0400

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

me, the teen blogger

a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

HERE

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:39:05 -0400

amazingphanonfire:

dan mail 1

dan mail 2

dan mail 3

you’re welcome

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:20:52 -0400